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Slowly lower your hand to your throat while you’re spinning because it just DOES something for us.Ĭover your eye like Kaneki does when he’s with Hide in the coffee–I can’t. That’s right, Yuzu. Mess up that perfectly 26/131ed hair to bring out your angry cowlick. I’m just going to give them exactly what I know they want.” Because it didn’t stop with the costume, the hair or the 新しい smolder. Unapologetic, masculine smolder? Uhhhh…that’s a new box, Yuzu. Hair combed at 26 and 131 degrees? Check. The two minutes and 34 seconds of Real Thing. Before you could say, “two-time Olympic gold medalist” Yuzu had grabbed the Fanyus by their ForJoy subscriptions and wasn’t about to let go. “I think the material is this…and it is this color right here…and it appears to have three layers” (because of course any less would have closed the banks in Sendai for the day). But pictures and descriptions were no substitute for the real thing. We had seen pictures from it, and before that we had seen sketches of the costume posted by Fanyus at the arena trying to describe and upload the drawings to Twitter as if they were courtroom sketch artists. There was ample time to recover from Dip on Ice 2019, but there would never be enough time to prepare for what came next. Lulled into a “is the stuff these other people are doing actually considered the same sport as Yuzu’s” stupor, it was time for his solo. It’s not. The same. It was status quo until Yuzu dipped one of the female skaters at the end of the group number. The way the Fanyus reacted, you would’ve thought he had sex with her right there in the middle of the ice. It was similar to the reaction to the Haru Yo Koi hydroblade in Fantasy on Ice last year however, we all know in that case no girl was needed. I know, I know, there are other Olympic winning figure skaters in Fantasy on Ice. The show started with the usual group number which, were it not for Yuzu, you might see at your local ice rink on a Saturday night.

This wasn’t created by a Fanyu. This was an ACTUAL, LEGIT publication…which I’m sure sold out instantly. I hate to break it to you fellas, but you won’t be Yuzu, even if you follow the green arrow 26 degrees to the right and the orange arrow 131 degrees to the left.īut the Zamboni’s almost done, so back to Fantasy on Ice. That reminds me. There was a magazine released in Japan which explained in great detail (including color coded directional arrows) how Yuzu styles his hair. Multiple diagrams for each hair style variation.

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Trust me. Without Yuzu, Fantasy on Ice couldn’t be less fantastic. The Fanyus spent their time leading up to the first show in all the usual ways: hacking into NASA’s mainframe to try to stream the shows from Japan for free posting happy, hysterical crying cat emojis simply from being momentarily overwhelmed that Yuzu exists and, of course, speculating on which direction he would comb his hair. We kicked off a new season of Fantasy on Ice last weekend. It started in Makuhari and yes, I had a soft pretzel. Yuzu is in the shows again this season…obviously, or they wouldn’t be on my radar. Featured / Yuzuru Hanyu is My Emergency Contact Yuzu ran his fingers through his hair and caused a paradigm shift in the Fanyus.Īuthor’s Note: This entry was written in the Summer of 2019.